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I'm generally approving of vampires and am even kind of hooked on that show True Blood (even though parts of it are beyond dumb). Anyway a few months ago, I saw this wicked-cool vampire shirt: So then I was all like, "I gotta buy that sh*t!" and I impulse-bought it so hard that it wasn't until well after it arrived that I learned of its secret powers:

1. The vampire's flames only appear in freakin' daylight....just like a real vampire burning alive in the sun!
2. The eyes and fangs glow in the mother-effing-dark
3. Did you just read number 2? Read it again!

Check it out!

If you've got a better vampire shirt, let's hear it!