You’ve all heard of regular discrimination, like when you learn that someone is from Mexico. Well, I'm here to tell you about another kind of discrimination that you may not have heard about. Tallscrimination, or the discrimination against Talls, occurs when a member of society is much taller than the other members of society and then that member suffers because of nothing they did. There are a bunch of symptoms so I’ll just tell them all.

    One thing you might not think of is that often beds are too short for Talls. Their feet hang off the edge and get all cold because they are exposed—and their feet already don't get enough blood because Talls have worse circulation than normies (normal people). One solution to this is that you put a chair with pillows on it at the foot of the bed. But this can lead to embarrassment when guests are given tours of your house.

    It is also hard on your posture; nothing is right for a Tall. Either your are ducking under basketball hoops or bending down to get things off the top of the fridge. This makes a straight spine nearly impossible and requires several visits to the chiropractor, where you are charged for the extension they have to put on the examination table.

    Sometimes the Talls are afflicted by nudity due to clothing shortages. Other times the Talls suffer from “Angel Falls Syndrome,” when their urine stream is mistaken for the tallest waterfall in the world. This affects mainly male Talls. Oh and one last thing. When you’re a Tall, lots of things are too low for your head and you wind up with a lot of knocks on the noggin, and that causes mental retardation, which leads to the stereotype that Talls are dumb, which is mostly untrue.

Twist the knife society, twist the knife.