Great German philosopher....and notorious womanizer? Or notorious woman?

Parchment. American Apparel.

Son of a Motherless Goat!

I suppose you could say that everyone has an El Guapo. For some, shyness may be an El Guapo. For others, lack of education may be an El Guapo. But for us, El Guapo is a large ugly man who wants to kill us!

Classics never die.

Gold. American Apparel.

Threadless is one of the best things to happen to tshirt connoisseurs EVER! I'm especially addicted to their email newsletters, which unlike most newsletters I sign up for, I actually look forward to and devour by the eye-gulp.

I'm generally approving of vampires and am even kind of hooked on that show True Blood (even though parts of it are beyond dumb). Anyway a few months ago, I saw this wicked-cool vampire shirt: So then I was all like, "I gotta buy that sh*t!" and I impulse-bought it so hard that it wasn't until well after it arrived that I learned of its secret powers:

1. The vampire's flames only appear in freakin' daylight....just like a real vampire burning alive in the sun!
2. The eyes and fangs glow in the mother-effing-dark
3. Did you just read number 2? Read it again!

Check it out!

If you've got a better vampire shirt, let's hear it!